What We Do is Serious Business...

We make it a point to offer quality and reliability in septic tank pumping, repair, or replacement services to solve your problem quickly. And we educate you on how to care for your septic system and protect your immediate environment.

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…but We Don't Take Ourselves Too Seriously

Our business and your septic system's health are no joke. But we figure if we can bring a smile to an otherwise unpleasant task, you'll remember the pleasant part of your experience with us.

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Pumping

The cost will vary depending on location and access. If we have to probe and excavate to locate your tank and expose its lids, our hand-dig labor rate is $45/hr. Call for current pricing for your area.

Not all Septic Pumping experiences are created equal. You get what you pay for...

Installation of septic tank

Installation

The cost of septic tank inspection service and installation varies depending on location and access. We prefer to visit the site where the installation will be done, and prices can vary depending on terrain and accessibility.

*CALL TO ARRANGE A SITE VISIT WITH AN EXPERT*

Permit fees and inspections are included.

Not all Septic Installation experiences are created equal. You get what you pay for...

Inspection of septic tank

Inspection

Non-permitted systems:
$500 + pumping cost*

Permitted systems:
$400 + Pumping cost*

Some systems will have to be modified or repaired - at additional cost* in order to meet current environmental standards. And where it is necessary, some systems will have to be replaced.

Each situation is unique.

Not all Septic Inspection experiences are created equal.

You get what you pay for...

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Portable Toilets

We call them "Stool Rooms." Call for prices - All rates depend on location, use duration, and the number of stool rooms or wash stations required.

Not all Portable Toilet experiences are created equal.

You get what you pay for...